Sunday, March 04, 2007


A friend is having laser surgery on his eyes next week. The build-up must be quite a nervewracking experience – Dan (for it is he) said he imagined the process being a bit like the famous James Bond laser-testicles scene – so he's wisely ensured that it's being done by a pricy Harley Street doctor.

All was going to plan until Dan got the letter confirming his appointment and informing him that the operation would be carried out by someone called Dr Rodney Bumsfeld. Let's be honest: a name like that really doesn't inspire confidence.

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