Q: If the cherry goes on the cake, where do the Jamaican sprinkles go?
I just had a plate of chips. Twelve, to be precise.
Q: What does the sign above the toilets in the Food Inn say?
A: 'Food out.'
Imagine getting up early and exhausted to book Glastonbury tickets, but finding all the internet cafes in town are closed, then there being a power-cut just as they open, and then treading in a cowpat. Oh, and now imagine the reward for all this perseverance isn't actually to get to go to Glastonbury, but instead getting a ticket for a 25-hour train journey. WELCOME TO MY WORLD.