Monday, May 07, 2007

Favourite crap jokes #32

She kissed me with abandon.

Then she took the band off, and kissed me again.

(from I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again)


Huw said...

The police caught a burglar last night after he broke into a bathroom window, stood on a set of scales and gave himself a weigh.

Will said...

He wanted to be a doctor, but he didn't have the patients.

James K said...

Tagging the post 'comedy' is misleading.

Will said...

When I said I was going to become a comedian, they all laughed. They're not laughing now.