I've been thinking about the youth of today recently, and was wondering what kind of anachronistic things I'll tell my grandchildren when I'm an old man. I'm going to make a list, so I’ll be ready. But here's the first one:
"Kids today have got it made. In my day, we had to use our fists to beat each other up, we didn't have knives or guns. Spoilt bastards."
Anyone got any more for my list?