This entry is all about selling other people. The OTHERS. I seem to have reached a stage in my life when a noticeable number of my friends are becoming, like, professional and stuff, and I'd like to advertise them here. Here goes:
Are you an Asian socialite? Great! Then visit Chilli Tickets, buy a load of tickets for Asian social nights and get yourself on the scene!
Are you a jazz purist? Great! Then check out Sax Collective, book them to play your wedding and get some jazz down you!
Are you a student or desperate alcoholic? Great! Then visit Glacier Vodka, buy a load of delicious mint-flavoured vodka and get fucked!
Are you a sensitive soul? Great! Then read or listen to some of this poetry, buy a load of copies of James Wilkes' book of poetry Ex Chaos and get enlightened!
Are you casting a play or film? Great! Then check out Peter Head, put him in the lead role and get massive kudos for being "the person who discovered Peter Head"!