Friday, December 09, 2005

Absolute Bauer corrupts absolutely

MSN conversation with Kearns #24. In which Kearns reveals some worrying personal statistics, declares his love for two fictional television characters, briefly defends '80s classic film Short Circuit and concludes by endorsing torture.

Kearns says:
ive become slightly obsessed with reading blogs

Kearns says:
its worrying

Kearns says:
i really could be reading books instead

Kearns says:
thing is - at least you still read books. i couldnt believe you had enough to compile a top 10

Kearns says:
unless you only read 10

Bungle Bungle mountain range says:
No, more like 55

Kearns says:
serious?

Bungle Bungle mountain range says:
yes

Kearns says:
bloody hell

Kearns says:
do you read like jonny 5?

Bungle Bungle mountain range says:
Yes

Kearns says:
oh ok

Bungle Bungle mountain range says:
Except I actually take it in, unlike that idiot robot

Kearns says:
dont besmirch the memory of jonny 5

Kearns says:
so you read a book a week?

Kearns says:
thats cocking ridiculous

Bungle Bungle mountain range says:
Roughly

Kearns says:
well i watched all 96 episodes of 24 in 17 days

Bungle Bungle mountain range says:
Good job

Kearns says:
i beat my seinfeld record by watching 14 episodes of 24 last sunday

Bungle Bungle mountain range says:
Woah

Kearns says:
thats commitment

Bungle Bungle mountain range says:
Me and Sarah watched two thirds of series 3 in about 4 days

Bungle Bungle mountain range says:
I wept for Tony Almeida

Kearns says:
i love tony almeida.

Kearns says:
and is it me or is jack bauer the greatest human of all time

Kearns says:
god i love him

Bungle Bungle mountain range says:
Sarah's MSN name is Michelle Dessler

Kearns says:
sweet

Kearns says:
how anyone can watch 24 and oppose torture i'll never know

1 comment:

Paul said...

Who is this James Kearns, some kind of a fucking genius???