Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Oil never olive this down

I'm such a ponce. Plagued by the squeakiest bedroom door in Christendom, I finally solved the problem on Friday by rubbing the offending hinges with tissues doused in Sainsbury's olive oil. No doubt I'll soon be using a chorizo and rocket ciabatta as a door wedge.


Jay said...

A regular McGyver, you are.

Anonymous said...

Neat washing-up liquid will restore your hinge (and also your reputation)- but no good on salad

gemma said...

in the olden days they had olive oil too - but only for pouring in your ears.