Wednesday, February 08, 2006

The Notorious VEG

The five fruit a day theorem causes me no end of pain. It’s a daily challenge of Herculean proportions. Or: it totally does my head in.

Sarah manages to reach the target constantly; she has the advantage of being vegetarian, but I still don’t understand how she does it. I mean, be serious, when are you supposed to eat these five fruit and veg? Here are some things which I think should count as one portion:

  • A glass of vodka and orange
  • Five minutes of apple juggling
  • A packet of Fruit Pastilles
  • Meat

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