Celeb slap slop

My Paddy Ashdown encounter has been blown out of the water twice in recent days by two friends, who shall remain nameless, but who've come out with:

"Did I tell you I met Matt Groening the other day? We had a lovely chat..."

and, via text message:

"See what happens when i leave the pub and go work at the lumi? I meet grace fucking jones, that's what!"

DAMN YOU BOTH.