Wordplay of the week

Harry stuck between Iraq and a hard place
The Wrap (Guardian) on arguments over whether Prince Harry should serve in Iraq

"I hear the narrative has an impressive arc."
The Guardian’s Ryan Gilbey on director Darren Aronofsky’s screenplay about Noah

God wants his Ball back
The Sun on the death of footballer Alan Ball


And the wooden spoon award goes to...

Roon thinks it's Ball over
The Sun on how Alan Ball inspired Wayne Rooney