Lessons learned from... Brüno

Cage-fighting is romantic.

Lessons learned from... Terminator Salvation

The future is Very Loud.

Lessons learned from... Let the Right One In

Let the right one in.

Lesson learned from... Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

That Ralph Steadman was one crazy guy.

Lesson learned from... Gomorra

Scarlett Johansson is a bitch.

Lessons learned from... Man on Wire

Tightrope walking gets you chicks.

Lessons learned from... The Dark Knight

Batman needs some Lemsip.

Lessons learned from... Hancock

Two bottles of Jamaican rum does not cost $91.10.

Lessons learned from... Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Aliens are magnetic, or something.

Lessons learned from... The Orphanage

Beware falling girders.

Lessons learned from... There Will Be Blood

Never go bowling with Daniel Day-Lewis.

Lessons learned from... Juno

Orange Tic Tacs are romantic.

Lessons learned from... No Country For Old Men

If you want to cross the border, just say you were in 'Nam.

Lessons learned from... 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days

Romanian customer service is bloody awful.

Lessons learned from... In the Valley of Elah

Blue cars look green under yellow streetlights.

Lessons learned from... I Am Legend

Dogs are stupid.

Lessons learned from... The Kite Runner

Look out for the beard police.

Lessons learned from... I'm Not There

Bob Dylan used to be black when he was little, a bit like Michael Jackson.

Lessons learned from... Atonement

Be careful when handling expensive vases.

Lessons learned from... 3.10 to Yuma

Security in Yuma prison is extremely lax.