A picture of squirrel eating an apple followed by a joke I made up, also about apples

Q: What do you call an apple-related old wives' tale?
A: A granny's myth.

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Made-up Indian jokes #12

And finally...

Q: What was the Buddhist Monk's favourite Seattle-based '90s grunge band?
A: Soundgarden.

Made-up Indian joke #11

Q: How do you get a good price when you're buying sandals?
A: Bata.

Made-up Indian jokes #10

Q: Which Star Wars villain has a fondness for south Indian doughnut-shaped lentil cakes?
A: Darth Vada.

Made-up Indian jokes #9

Q: If the cherry goes on the cake, where do the Jamaican sprinkles go?
A: Pondicherry.

Made-up Indian jokes #8

Q: What bread is most likely to repeat on you?
A: Parotta.

Made-up Indian jokes #7

Q: Why did no one believe in the Sikh ghost?
A: Because it was just a turban legend.

Made-up Indian jokes #6

Q: What did the Indian cop do after catching the minced meat lady thief?
A: Kofta.


THINK ABOUT IT.

Made-up Indian jokes #5

Q: Why did Mr Schuester put clarified butter in his hair?
A: He wanted to join Ghee club.

Made-up Indian jokes #4

Q: What's the best hair-of-the-dog Indian beverage?
A: Lassi.

Look, I warned you, all right?

Made-up Indian joke #3

Q: Where's the best place to vomit up potato curry?
A: Aloo.

Made-up Indian joke #2

"Waiter, waiter, why has this sweet bread put me in a daze?"
"You must be having kulcha shock, sir."


DO YOU SEE.

Made-up Indian joke #1

Here's the first in a daily series of genuinely groan-worthy gags I've been "working on". I hope you're ready. At this rate, I reckon I could get a high-paid job as a cracker joke writer. I don't think they have crackers in the Subcontinent, so I may just jump off a cliff instead. Anyway, here you go.

Q: What was the name of the Hindu god's Star Wars-related one-man show?
A: Hanuman Solo.