Yep, it's the time of year when we say happy birthday to this blog and mourn the constantly dropping quality of writing and subject matter.
Handily, this entry is also the 500th post. Looking back, you'll see that the one-year anniversary post was the 200th. What does this tell us? That I've been churning out dross at a faster rate. That's something, I suppose.
Anyway, before you start wrapping bunting round your head and destroying the environment by purchasing cheap candles you'll never use again, here's a nice birthday message send to me by God. He never forgets.
Aw. Cheers, God.