You don't know when to stop, do you? Back in the '60s, you rose to fame when Bob Dylan famously slagged you off in his song Positively 4th Street.
That kept you quiet for a few decades, until you had an almighty comeback in December 2006 when Time magazine named you person of the year.
However, in February you fell from grace, when The Mirror blamed you for the death of model Anna Nicole Smith.
And now, just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, in the aftermath of the Virginia Tech shootings, everyone is looking for a scapegoat. Some blame the police, some blame gun laws, some blame computer games. But again, The Mirror knows who's really responsible.
You never learn.
NB This post is an extended rewrite of a previous one. Do I look like I care? (Don't answer that.)